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PEOPLE MOVERS
Hyper motivation tension/Something coming new invention
N to the P atarashii
Mo iya desho? Mo murimuri
We can’t let shit get us down
We dream our dream and dream it well
Take this thing to any town
We come together bring the sound
New-Pan will fuck you up, New-Pan will fuck you up
Who cares if they’re up and running
Picking scabs is unbecoming
Let them burn if they deserve it
But it won’t be us to serve it
New-Pan will fuck you up New-Pan will fuck you up
We are the people movers we move the people from the front to the back
We do it like that
The world’s gonna burn we all know what’s in store
So come on everyfucker rise up for what you stand for
We’re not gonna cry like babies
Took some lumps and took some maybes
Took a lot and it’s a lot
But not enough to make us stop
Not another weeble wobbler
Business suit and hostess barter
On the train one cup ozeki
Wareware ha suteki (to omou)
CHORUS
We keep it moving
We keep the fires burning
We keep it moving moving moving
We keep it moving
We keep the wheels turning
We keep it moving moving moving
CHORUS
Better be ready for the second coming
Pig and Pan are back and nothing’s gonna stop us, I mean nothing. Fuck the bullshit
New-Pan will fuck you up
New-Pan will fuck you up
When shit tries to hold us down We fuck that shit up
We don’t fold, we’re not a taco
We ain’t afraid of any trouble
Come on mother fucker hit us with your best shot
It’s not enough you bumboclot
Didn’t you know? Now you know
New-Pan will fuck you up
New-Pan will fuck you up
People move up feel the room getting hot
You don’t have to pretend that you ain’t what you’re not
Chorus
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2. |
Drake Ft. Jordan Youree
03:32
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Drake:
Yeah
sheeit...
There was like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
stupid mother fuckers talking mad shit about Drake
Now what the fuck's your problem man, he's the nicest guy
he's so much better than you, there's a billion reasons why
One time we were in an accident, he paid for all of my damages, we played Street Fighter for an hour then his mom made us some sandwiches
Drake's the type of guy that' likes to hangout with his mother
Drake's the type of guy that makes his own peanut butter
Drake's the type of guy that likes to give the rabbit Trix
Drake's the type of guy that don't call anyone a bitch
Fuck that shit, it's not his style. He's the guy that'll make you smile. If you're sad, he'll make you laugh and give you a big wad of cash
He's kind of like Santa, only this guy is real. You can invite him to your house and not worry that he'll steal. He's so respectful, he'll even take off his shoes. If you oversleep one day he'll drive your kids to school. Drake is so cool yeah he's the fucking man. He'll clean up your house and he'll even pay your rent.
D-R-A-K-E is the effin man, he can cook up real authentic Mexican burritos, how neato, his skin repels mosquitoes and he's so strong, he can lift a hundred people.
B-I-T-C-H is not you
B-I-T-C-H is not her
B-I-T-C-H is not him
B-I-T-C-H ain't none of them!
Drake's the type of guy that likes to hangout with his mother
Drake's the type of guy that makes his own peanut butter
Drake's the type of guy that likes to give the rabbit Trix
Drake's the type of guy that won't call anyone a bitch
Drake's the type of guy that is a friend to all the masses
Drake's the type of guy that'll help you find your glasses
Hey you! You're not a bitch
Hey girl, you're not a bitch
Yo dude, you're not a bitch
Yo Bro, you're not a bitch
Yolanda, is not a bitch
Yo mama is not a bitch
E. Honda is not a bitch
Jane Fonda is not a btch
Hey kids lookie here, you don't got nothing to fear 'cuz Drake is here and he's your friend and I'm gonna tell you once again...
Drake's the type of guy that likes to hangout with his mother
Drake's the type of guy that makes his own peanut butter
Drake's the type of guy that likes to give the rabbit Trix
Drake's the type of guy that won't call anyone a bitch
Drake's the type of guy that is a friend to all the masses
Drake's the type of guy that'll help you pass your classes
Drake's the type of guy that'll grant you all your wishes
Drake's the type of guy that won't call anybody bitches
Hey you! You're not a bitch
Hey girl, you're not a bitch
Yo dude, you're not a bitch
Yo bro, you're not a bitch
Yo Dog, you're not a bitch
Yo Beth, you're not a bitch
Yolanda is not a bitch
Yo mama is not a bitch
E. Honda is not a bitch
Jane Fonda, is not a bitch
Madonna, is not a bitch
Obama, is not a bitch
Hey kids, lookie here, you don't got nothing to fear 'cuz Drake is here and he's your friend and I'm gonna tell you once again...
Drake's the type of guy that likes to hangout with his mother
Drake's the type of guy that makes his own peanut butter
Drake's the type of guy that'll give the rabbit Trix
Drake's the type of guy that won't call anyone a bitch
Drake's the type of guy that is a friend to all the masses
Drake's the type of guy that'll help you kick some asses
There's no such thing as a fucking bitch unless it's a female dog
(having sex)
There's no such thing as a fucking bitch unless it's a female dog
(having sex)
having sex
having sex
There's no such thing as a fucking bitch.
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3. |
Smack You Ft. Hansel
02:34
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Smack the Nintendo
Smack the Xbox
Smack the Genesis
Smack the cup
Smack the Red Bull
Smack the speaker
Smack the cd
Smack my peter
Smack, smack
Yo smack that bitch
Smack, smack
Yo, smack that switch
Smack, smack
Yo, mack with Hansel (?)
Smack, smack
Yo, Mac and cheese
Smack, smack
Yo, mash it up
Smack, smack
Yo, bash it up
Smack, smack
Yo, smack that ass
Smack, smack
Yo, smack that light
Make it light
Make it light
Bud Light
Make it light
Say Bud Light
Say Miller Time
Say Bud Light
Say Miller Time
Get hyphy
Get dumb
Get coked out
Get crazy
Get all stupid
It’s Hansel and Pigeontoad
Why baby?
Jump jump
And we jump to the beat
Jump jump
And we jump to the beat
Jump jump
And we jump to the beat
And get up off of this dirty seat
Jump jump
And we jump to the beat
Jump jump
And we jump to the beat
Jump jump
And we jump to the beat
And get up off of this dirty seat
Kick kick yo kick to the head
Kick kick yo kick to the head
Kick kick yo kick to the head
Kick kick until you’re dead
Kick kick yo kick to the head
Kick kick yo kick to the head
Kick kick yo kick to the head
Kick kick until you’re dead
Kick your mama
Kick your daddy
Kick the bitch oh so gladly
Kick your sister
Kick your brother
Kick the bucket
Then kick another
Kick, kick
Yo, kick to the head
Kick, kick
Yo, kick to the head
Kick, kick
Yo, kick to the head
Kick, kick
Until you’re dead
Kick the dog
Kick it in the nuts
Kick your neighbor and
Kick big sluts
Kick it by the pool
Kick it old school
I’m kicking your ass
Better recognize fool
Kick, kick
Yo, kick to the head
Kick, kick
Yo, kick to the head
Kick, kick
Yo, kick to the head
Kick, kick
Until you’re dead
Jump jump
And we jump to the beat
Jump jump
And we jump to the beat
Jump jump
And we jump to the beat
And get up off of this dirty seat
Jump jump
And we jump to the beat
Jump jump
And we jump to the beat
Jump jump
And we jump to the beat
And get up off of this dirty seat
Kick kick yo kick to the head
Kick kick yo kick to the head
Kick kick yo kick to the head
Kick kick until you’re dead
Kick kick yo kick to the head
Kick kick yo kick to the head
Kick kick yo kick to the head
Kick kick until you’re dead
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Anything
I’m just like Popeye because
I love olive oil thanks to Dr. Oz that's right
And if you try to hate
I’ll grab a bottle and I’ll smash it on your face
Motherfucker, you don’t fucking know
Dr. O’s got a really good show
and on his show he motherfuckin’ shows you how amazing and crazy it is
It’s gotta be extra virgin because extra virgin is the best
Better than all the rest and besides all that it hasn’t had sex
With this shit, you can do anything, anything
When I say anything, I mean anything and everything
If you want softer skin use some olive oil
Don’t want butter on your bread use some olive oil
If you run out of lube use some olive oil
If you want to live forever drink some olive oil
Now rub it on your nutsack
Rub it on your head
Bring your fucking grandma back
from the dead now
you can finally beat her fuckin’ ass
at words with friends
Yeah yeah
You can do anything, anything, anything
When I say anything I mean everything
You can do anything that your little heart desires
Bake the most delicious cake and start a forest fire
You can do anything, anything, anything
When I say anything I mean anything and everything
If you want to pass a drug test drink some olive oil
If you want to get high drink some olive oil
If you want an Xbox drink some olive oil
If you want whiter teeth drink some olive oil
Rub some olive oil on your enemies
Then watch all those bitches fall to their knees
Now they’ll shit their pants every time they sneeze
yeah yeah
You can do anything, anything
When I say anything, I mean anything and everything
You can do anything I mean every fucking thing
You can get a fucking Big Mac when your friends want Burger King
You can do anything, anything, anything
When I say anything I mean anything and everything
Spray some olive oil on your crushes head
And just like magic you can watch their legs spread
Then in nine months from then you guys can have a kid
Yeah yeah
You can do anything, anything, anything
When I say anything, I mean anything and everything
You can do anything like sail the ocean blue
You can cure both AIDS and cancer and never have the flu
You can do anything, anything, anything
When I say anything, I mean anything and everything
You can fly
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5. |
Shit Mama (ESC Cover)
02:27
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Shit Mama
Last spring, I was walking on the beach I was smoking a sativa about to read and eat a peach. Then this big fucking bird cast a shadow over me, it did a couple circles overhead and came in close so it could see and when it saw me sitting down it perked right up, it opened up its asshole and it took a big ass dump
Shit Mama
Damn, it shit all over me. I had to take like 3 showers that night and then when I was taking a shower. I forgot I left the window open and this big ass bird came in all crazy knocking down my shampoo and face soap. Then it flew over me and said this is it you have a date with shit.
Shit mama
I thought I was going to have a good day. It started off ok but it went downhill fast. It’s amazing how a little bit of shit could change morale in a big way.
Once, I was riding on the bus cause my car was in the shop and I wanted to go to toys r us but this dick on the bus rolled down his window cuz he said that he was hot then an evil blue jay flew in and spread its wings and this damn thing came at me like I had a pocket full of seeds. I watched in horror as it took a big ass shit.
Shit mama
The moral of this story is birds are mother fuckers. If you see one and you don’t have an umbrella you’re in for a shitty ass day. Because they’ll find you and come at you and spread their dirty ass cheeks. You better be good at dodging or else.
Shit mama
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Gordy
Gordy
Mike’s dog
Anthony
Rub it
Anthony
Play with it
Anthony
Jerk it
‘Cause Gordy loves it
Everybody
Jerk it
Even me
Jerk
Jerk
Jerk
Jerk
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7. |
IDGAF
03:19
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IDGAF
Why does every fucking thing you say sound like, "blah blah blah blah, I'm a fucking asshole!"
I don't even give a fuck motherfucker,
so you better just shut up motherfucker.
I don't give a flying fuck motherfucker!
Doesn't matter what you say,
'cause I do not give a shit.
I don't really give a shit motherfucker,
So you better fuckin' quit motherfucker.
Can't you take a little hint motherfucker?
Look into my eyes and see how many shits I give.
Why do you always do this?
How can you be so foolish?
Didn't you know, that my nose
can smell through all your bullshit?!
Yeah all your words are a waste of breath
and they make me want to break your neck.
Now nobody wants to be your friend but..
What did you expect?!
Fuck you man, I don't care what you say.
Keep your fucking bullshit out of my face.
Por que siempre haces esto?
Como se puedes ser tan tonto?
I don't want to talk about the weather motherfucker, I just want to go get some tacos.
So let me on by so I could get mine
and I'll see you mañana...psyche!
Fuck you man, I don't care what you say.
Keep your fuckin' bullshit out of my face.
I get it, I got it. You're a fucking asshole.
I get it, I got it. You're a fucking dick.
You cloud chasing, butt chugging, Facebook trolling,
stupid ass motherfucker.
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Taco Bell
Things were going well
Until you went to Taco Bell
Stuffed tacos in your face
Then you started to get bubble guts
Never underestimate
You will have to taco boout it
Montezuma’s revenge
With no more tp rolls
So you use your underoos
‘Cause you don’t want a dirty ass
Who’s a big smart boy?
Cuz that’s such a genius plahyeann
Now the poor janitor has to come clean this place
If you only saw the sad look on his face
He doesn’t get paid quite enough to do this
He don’t wanna do this agaiin
Flush that shit and throw your drawers away
You once had tacos but now they are gone. Never to return again
then you start to wonder if the cook washed his hands
Surprise mother fucker he didn’t
Taco Bell, Taco Bell
Can you hear me Taco Bell?
I need you to pay me back
For all the fluids that I lost
Taco Bell, Taco Bell
There’s a situation in the men’s restroom. (We got a little flooding)
Taco Bell, Taco Bell
Can you answer Taco Bell
Hear the call, compensate
For my fuckin’ tummy ache
Taco Bell, Taco Bell
There’s a situation in the men’s restroom
Call up the janitor to come clean this place
It started to flood now it’s up to my waist
Tell him he might need to bring a snorkel and fins
When he comes out to dive in
Flush that shit and throw your drawers away
You once had tacos but now they are gone. Never to return again
then you start to wonder if the cook washed his hands
now you will never go back
Flush that shit
While holding your breath
Flush that shit
You’re not through yet
Flush that shit and throw your drawers awaaay
Taco Bell, Taco Bell
Can you hear me Taco Bell?
I need you to pay me back
For the tacos and my loss
Taco Bell, Taco Bell
Better not pay me in wack gift cards whoa oh oh
Taco Bell, Taco Bell
Can you answer Taco Bell
Hear the call, compensate
For my fuckin’ tummy ache
Taco Bell, Taco Bell
Can you buy me a new car whoohoooooo
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I’m So Excited
Tonight's the night we're gonna make shit happen
Tonight we'll put all bullshit things aside
Let’s just go with the flow and get this shit a crackin’
Are we going to meet at your place or mine
I want to fuckin’, feel you
Put myself inside you
I want to squeeze you, please you
I just can't get enough
And if you move real slow I'll fuckin’ let it go
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it
I'm about to lose control and I think I like it
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it
And I know, I know, I know, I know
I know I want you
We shouldn't even think about tomorrow
These memories will last a long ass time
We'll have a fuckin’ good time, don't you worry
And if we're still playing 'round, girl that's just fine
Let's get excited, we just can't hide it
I'm about to lose control and I think I like it
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it
And I know, I know, I know, I know
I know I want you, want you
I want to fuckin’, feel you
Put myself inside you
I want to squeeze you, please you
I just can't get enough
And if you move real slow I'll fuckin’ blow my load
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it
I'm about to lose control and I think I like it
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it
And I know, I know, I know, I know
I know I want you, want you
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it
I'm about to lose control and I think I like it
I'm so excited, and I can't deny it
And I know, I know, I know, I know
I know I want you, want you
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it
Look what you do to me
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