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Xtra Medium

by Pigeontoad

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PEOPLE MOVERS Hyper motivation tension/Something coming new invention N to the P atarashii Mo iya desho? Mo murimuri We can’t let shit get us down We dream our dream and dream it well Take this thing to any town We come together bring the sound New-Pan will fuck you up, New-Pan will fuck you up Who cares if they’re up and running Picking scabs is unbecoming Let them burn if they deserve it But it won’t be us to serve it New-Pan will fuck you up New-Pan will fuck you up We are the people movers we move the people from the front to the back We do it like that The world’s gonna burn we all know what’s in store So come on everyfucker rise up for what you stand for We’re not gonna cry like babies Took some lumps and took some maybes Took a lot and it’s a lot But not enough to make us stop Not another weeble wobbler Business suit and hostess barter On the train one cup ozeki Wareware ha suteki (to omou) CHORUS We keep it moving We keep the fires burning We keep it moving moving moving We keep it moving We keep the wheels turning We keep it moving moving moving CHORUS Better be ready for the second coming Pig and Pan are back and nothing’s gonna stop us, I mean nothing. Fuck the bullshit New-Pan will fuck you up New-Pan will fuck you up When shit tries to hold us down We fuck that shit up We don’t fold, we’re not a taco We ain’t afraid of any trouble Come on mother fucker hit us with your best shot It’s not enough you bumboclot Didn’t you know? Now you know New-Pan will fuck you up New-Pan will fuck you up People move up feel the room getting hot You don’t have to pretend that you ain’t what you’re not Chorus
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Drake: Yeah sheeit... There was like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 stupid mother fuckers talking mad shit about Drake Now what the fuck's your problem man, he's the nicest guy he's so much better than you, there's a billion reasons why One time we were in an accident, he paid for all of my damages, we played Street Fighter for an hour then his mom made us some sandwiches Drake's the type of guy that' likes to hangout with his mother Drake's the type of guy that makes his own peanut butter Drake's the type of guy that likes to give the rabbit Trix Drake's the type of guy that don't call anyone a bitch Fuck that shit, it's not his style. He's the guy that'll make you smile. If you're sad, he'll make you laugh and give you a big wad of cash He's kind of like Santa, only this guy is real. You can invite him to your house and not worry that he'll steal. He's so respectful, he'll even take off his shoes. If you oversleep one day he'll drive your kids to school. Drake is so cool yeah he's the fucking man. He'll clean up your house and he'll even pay your rent. D-R-A-K-E is the effin man, he can cook up real authentic Mexican burritos, how neato, his skin repels mosquitoes and he's so strong, he can lift a hundred people. B-I-T-C-H is not you B-I-T-C-H is not her B-I-T-C-H is not him B-I-T-C-H ain't none of them! Drake's the type of guy that likes to hangout with his mother Drake's the type of guy that makes his own peanut butter Drake's the type of guy that likes to give the rabbit Trix Drake's the type of guy that won't call anyone a bitch Drake's the type of guy that is a friend to all the masses Drake's the type of guy that'll help you find your glasses Hey you! You're not a bitch Hey girl, you're not a bitch Yo dude, you're not a bitch Yo Bro, you're not a bitch Yolanda, is not a bitch Yo mama is not a bitch E. Honda is not a bitch Jane Fonda is not a btch Hey kids lookie here, you don't got nothing to fear 'cuz Drake is here and he's your friend and I'm gonna tell you once again... Drake's the type of guy that likes to hangout with his mother Drake's the type of guy that makes his own peanut butter Drake's the type of guy that likes to give the rabbit Trix Drake's the type of guy that won't call anyone a bitch Drake's the type of guy that is a friend to all the masses Drake's the type of guy that'll help you pass your classes Drake's the type of guy that'll grant you all your wishes Drake's the type of guy that won't call anybody bitches Hey you! You're not a bitch Hey girl, you're not a bitch Yo dude, you're not a bitch Yo bro, you're not a bitch Yo Dog, you're not a bitch Yo Beth, you're not a bitch Yolanda is not a bitch Yo mama is not a bitch E. Honda is not a bitch Jane Fonda, is not a bitch Madonna, is not a bitch Obama, is not a bitch Hey kids, lookie here, you don't got nothing to fear 'cuz Drake is here and he's your friend and I'm gonna tell you once again... Drake's the type of guy that likes to hangout with his mother Drake's the type of guy that makes his own peanut butter Drake's the type of guy that'll give the rabbit Trix Drake's the type of guy that won't call anyone a bitch Drake's the type of guy that is a friend to all the masses Drake's the type of guy that'll help you kick some asses There's no such thing as a fucking bitch unless it's a female dog (having sex) There's no such thing as a fucking bitch unless it's a female dog (having sex) having sex having sex There's no such thing as a fucking bitch.
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Smack the Nintendo Smack the Xbox Smack the Genesis Smack the cup Smack the Red Bull Smack the speaker Smack the cd Smack my peter Smack, smack Yo smack that bitch Smack, smack Yo, smack that switch Smack, smack Yo, mack with Hansel (?) Smack, smack Yo, Mac and cheese Smack, smack Yo, mash it up Smack, smack Yo, bash it up Smack, smack Yo, smack that ass Smack, smack Yo, smack that light Make it light Make it light Bud Light Make it light Say Bud Light Say Miller Time Say Bud Light Say Miller Time Get hyphy Get dumb Get coked out Get crazy Get all stupid It’s Hansel and Pigeontoad Why baby? Jump jump And we jump to the beat Jump jump And we jump to the beat Jump jump And we jump to the beat And get up off of this dirty seat Jump jump And we jump to the beat Jump jump And we jump to the beat Jump jump And we jump to the beat And get up off of this dirty seat Kick kick yo kick to the head Kick kick yo kick to the head Kick kick yo kick to the head Kick kick until you’re dead Kick kick yo kick to the head Kick kick yo kick to the head Kick kick yo kick to the head Kick kick until you’re dead Kick your mama Kick your daddy Kick the bitch oh so gladly Kick your sister Kick your brother Kick the bucket Then kick another Kick, kick Yo, kick to the head Kick, kick Yo, kick to the head Kick, kick Yo, kick to the head Kick, kick Until you’re dead Kick the dog Kick it in the nuts Kick your neighbor and Kick big sluts Kick it by the pool Kick it old school I’m kicking your ass Better recognize fool Kick, kick Yo, kick to the head Kick, kick Yo, kick to the head Kick, kick Yo, kick to the head Kick, kick Until you’re dead Jump jump And we jump to the beat Jump jump And we jump to the beat Jump jump And we jump to the beat And get up off of this dirty seat Jump jump And we jump to the beat Jump jump And we jump to the beat Jump jump And we jump to the beat And get up off of this dirty seat Kick kick yo kick to the head Kick kick yo kick to the head Kick kick yo kick to the head Kick kick until you’re dead Kick kick yo kick to the head Kick kick yo kick to the head Kick kick yo kick to the head Kick kick until you’re dead
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Anything I’m just like Popeye because I love olive oil thanks to Dr. Oz that's right And if you try to hate I’ll grab a bottle and I’ll smash it on your face Motherfucker, you don’t fucking know Dr. O’s got a really good show and on his show he motherfuckin’ shows you how amazing and crazy it is It’s gotta be extra virgin because extra virgin is the best Better than all the rest and besides all that it hasn’t had sex With this shit, you can do anything, anything When I say anything, I mean anything and everything If you want softer skin use some olive oil Don’t want butter on your bread use some olive oil If you run out of lube use some olive oil If you want to live forever drink some olive oil Now rub it on your nutsack Rub it on your head Bring your fucking grandma back from the dead now you can finally beat her fuckin’ ass at words with friends Yeah yeah You can do anything, anything, anything When I say anything I mean everything You can do anything that your little heart desires Bake the most delicious cake and start a forest fire You can do anything, anything, anything When I say anything I mean anything and everything If you want to pass a drug test drink some olive oil If you want to get high drink some olive oil If you want an Xbox drink some olive oil If you want whiter teeth drink some olive oil Rub some olive oil on your enemies Then watch all those bitches fall to their knees Now they’ll shit their pants every time they sneeze yeah yeah You can do anything, anything When I say anything, I mean anything and everything You can do anything I mean every fucking thing You can get a fucking Big Mac when your friends want Burger King You can do anything, anything, anything When I say anything I mean anything and everything Spray some olive oil on your crushes head And just like magic you can watch their legs spread Then in nine months from then you guys can have a kid Yeah yeah You can do anything, anything, anything When I say anything, I mean anything and everything You can do anything like sail the ocean blue You can cure both AIDS and cancer and never have the flu You can do anything, anything, anything When I say anything, I mean anything and everything You can fly
5.
Shit Mama Last spring, I was walking on the beach I was smoking a sativa about to read and eat a peach. Then this big fucking bird cast a shadow over me, it did a couple circles overhead and came in close so it could see and when it saw me sitting down it perked right up, it opened up its asshole and it took a big ass dump Shit Mama Damn, it shit all over me. I had to take like 3 showers that night and then when I was taking a shower. I forgot I left the window open and this big ass bird came in all crazy knocking down my shampoo and face soap. Then it flew over me and said this is it you have a date with shit. Shit mama I thought I was going to have a good day. It started off ok but it went downhill fast. It’s amazing how a little bit of shit could change morale in a big way. Once, I was riding on the bus cause my car was in the shop and I wanted to go to toys r us but this dick on the bus rolled down his window cuz he said that he was hot then an evil blue jay flew in and spread its wings and this damn thing came at me like I had a pocket full of seeds. I watched in horror as it took a big ass shit. Shit mama The moral of this story is birds are mother fuckers. If you see one and you don’t have an umbrella you’re in for a shitty ass day. Because they’ll find you and come at you and spread their dirty ass cheeks. You better be good at dodging or else. Shit mama
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Gordy Gordy Mike’s dog Anthony Rub it Anthony Play with it Anthony Jerk it ‘Cause Gordy loves it Everybody Jerk it Even me Jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk
7.
IDGAF 03:19
IDGAF Why does every fucking thing you say sound like, "blah blah blah blah, I'm a fucking asshole!" I don't even give a fuck motherfucker, so you better just shut up motherfucker. I don't give a flying fuck motherfucker! Doesn't matter what you say, 'cause I do not give a shit. I don't really give a shit motherfucker, So you better fuckin' quit motherfucker. Can't you take a little hint motherfucker? Look into my eyes and see how many shits I give. Why do you always do this? How can you be so foolish? Didn't you know, that my nose can smell through all your bullshit?! Yeah all your words are a waste of breath and they make me want to break your neck. Now nobody wants to be your friend but.. What did you expect?! Fuck you man, I don't care what you say. Keep your fucking bullshit out of my face. Por que siempre haces esto? Como se puedes ser tan tonto? I don't want to talk about the weather motherfucker, I just want to go get some tacos. So let me on by so I could get mine and I'll see you mañana...psyche! Fuck you man, I don't care what you say. Keep your fuckin' bullshit out of my face. I get it, I got it. You're a fucking asshole. I get it, I got it. You're a fucking dick. You cloud chasing, butt chugging, Facebook trolling, stupid ass motherfucker.
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Taco Bell Things were going well Until you went to Taco Bell Stuffed tacos in your face Then you started to get bubble guts Never underestimate You will have to taco boout it Montezuma’s revenge With no more tp rolls So you use your underoos ‘Cause you don’t want a dirty ass Who’s a big smart boy? Cuz that’s such a genius plahyeann Now the poor janitor has to come clean this place If you only saw the sad look on his face He doesn’t get paid quite enough to do this He don’t wanna do this agaiin Flush that shit and throw your drawers away You once had tacos but now they are gone. Never to return again then you start to wonder if the cook washed his hands Surprise mother fucker he didn’t Taco Bell, Taco Bell Can you hear me Taco Bell? I need you to pay me back For all the fluids that I lost Taco Bell, Taco Bell There’s a situation in the men’s restroom. (We got a little flooding) Taco Bell, Taco Bell Can you answer Taco Bell Hear the call, compensate For my fuckin’ tummy ache Taco Bell, Taco Bell There’s a situation in the men’s restroom Call up the janitor to come clean this place It started to flood now it’s up to my waist Tell him he might need to bring a snorkel and fins When he comes out to dive in Flush that shit and throw your drawers away You once had tacos but now they are gone. Never to return again then you start to wonder if the cook washed his hands now you will never go back Flush that shit While holding your breath Flush that shit You’re not through yet Flush that shit and throw your drawers awaaay Taco Bell, Taco Bell Can you hear me Taco Bell? I need you to pay me back For the tacos and my loss Taco Bell, Taco Bell Better not pay me in wack gift cards whoa oh oh Taco Bell, Taco Bell Can you answer Taco Bell Hear the call, compensate For my fuckin’ tummy ache Taco Bell, Taco Bell Can you buy me a new car whoohoooooo
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I’m So Excited Tonight's the night we're gonna make shit happen Tonight we'll put all bullshit things aside Let’s just go with the flow and get this shit a crackin’ Are we going to meet at your place or mine I want to fuckin’, feel you Put myself inside you I want to squeeze you, please you I just can't get enough And if you move real slow I'll fuckin’ let it go I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it I'm about to lose control and I think I like it I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it And I know, I know, I know, I know I know I want you We shouldn't even think about tomorrow These memories will last a long ass time We'll have a fuckin’ good time, don't you worry And if we're still playing 'round, girl that's just fine Let's get excited, we just can't hide it I'm about to lose control and I think I like it I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it And I know, I know, I know, I know I know I want you, want you I want to fuckin’, feel you Put myself inside you I want to squeeze you, please you I just can't get enough And if you move real slow I'll fuckin’ blow my load I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it I'm about to lose control and I think I like it I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it And I know, I know, I know, I know I know I want you, want you I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it I'm about to lose control and I think I like it I'm so excited, and I can't deny it And I know, I know, I know, I know I know I want you, want you I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it Look what you do to me

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released June 4, 2019

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