Drake: Yeah sheeit... There was like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 stupid mother fuckers talking mad shit about Drake Now what the fuck's your problem man, he's the nicest guy he's so much better than you, there's a billion reasons why One time we were in an accident, he paid for all of my damages, we played Street Fighter for an hour then his mom made us some sandwiches Drake's the type of guy that' likes to hangout with his mother Drake's the type of guy that makes his own peanut butter Drake's the type of guy that likes to give the rabbit Trix Drake's the type of guy that don't call anyone a bitch Fuck that shit, it's not his style. He's the guy that'll make you smile. If you're sad, he'll make you laugh and give you a big wad of cash He's kind of like Santa, only this guy is real. You can invite him to your house and not worry that he'll steal. He's so respectful, he'll even take off his shoes. If you oversleep one day he'll drive your kids to school. Drake is so cool yeah he's the fucking man. He'll clean up your house and he'll even pay your rent. D-R-A-K-E is the effin man, he can cook up real authentic Mexican burritos, how neato, his skin repels mosquitoes and he's so strong, he can lift a hundred people. B-I-T-C-H is not you B-I-T-C-H is not her B-I-T-C-H is not him B-I-T-C-H ain't none of them! Drake's the type of guy that likes to hangout with his mother Drake's the type of guy that makes his own peanut butter Drake's the type of guy that likes to give the rabbit Trix Drake's the type of guy that won't call anyone a bitch Drake's the type of guy that is a friend to all the masses Drake's the type of guy that'll help you find your glasses Hey you! You're not a bitch Hey girl, you're not a bitch Yo dude, you're not a bitch Yo Bro, you're not a bitch Yolanda, is not a bitch Yo mama is not a bitch E. Honda is not a bitch Jane Fonda is not a btch Hey kids lookie here, you don't got nothing to fear 'cuz Drake is here and he's your friend and I'm gonna tell you once again... Drake's the type of guy that likes to hangout with his mother Drake's the type of guy that makes his own peanut butter Drake's the type of guy that likes to give the rabbit Trix Drake's the type of guy that won't call anyone a bitch Drake's the type of guy that is a friend to all the masses Drake's the type of guy that'll help you pass your classes Drake's the type of guy that'll grant you all your wishes Drake's the type of guy that won't call anybody bitches Hey you! You're not a bitch Hey girl, you're not a bitch Yo dude, you're not a bitch Yo bro, you're not a bitch Yo Dog, you're not a bitch Yo Beth, you're not a bitch Yolanda is not a bitch Yo mama is not a bitch E. Honda is not a bitch Jane Fonda, is not a bitch Madonna, is not a bitch Obama, is not a bitch Hey kids, lookie here, you don't got nothing to fear 'cuz Drake is here and he's your friend and I'm gonna tell you once again... Drake's the type of guy that likes to hangout with his mother Drake's the type of guy that makes his own peanut butter Drake's the type of guy that'll give the rabbit Trix Drake's the type of guy that won't call anyone a bitch Drake's the type of guy that is a friend to all the masses Drake's the type of guy that'll help you kick some asses There's no such thing as a fucking bitch unless it's a female dog (having sex) There's no such thing as a fucking bitch unless it's a female dog (having sex) having sex having sex There's no such thing as a fucking bitch.